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Re: Usmiechnij sie ;)

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#1696 Post autor: Kyniu » 21 kwie 2017, 14:22

mihu pisze:ok odegram devil's advocate, tak mnie cos naszło. widać ze koledze albo nie zależało albo pokazał ciut za wysokie ego. koniec końcem rekruter to tez człowiek i warto sobie z niektórymi utrzymawac dobry długoletni kontakt, czasem dokształcić (nie każdy head hunter jest/był techniczny nie mówiąc o posiadaniu CCIE ;) ) i/lub wychować. w tym wypadku widać tez straconą szansę do przetrenowania soft skills :) w końcu business is business
Teoretycznie masz absolutną rację. W praktyce szkoda czasu, bo:
- rekruter dostał polecenie znaleźć osobę która ma CCNA, i nie ma czasu, ochoty ani potrzeby doktoryzowania się ze ścieżki certyfikacji Cisco
- rekruter który szuka człowieka z CCNA ma budżet na człowieka z CCNA i szkoda czasu obu stron na doktoryzowanie rekrutera ze ścieżki certyfikacji Cisco
- rekruter który nie rozróżnia CCNA od CCIE jest spoza branży i szkoda na niego czasu, bo nie wie jaką wartość dla firmy wnosi dany człowiek i jakie wynagrodzenie mu zaproponować, by było adekwatne do jego umiejętności
- ...
- rekruter który "chce wiedzieć" bez problemu znajdzie na LinkedIn moje artykuły o certyfikacjach Cisco ;) Lub można go do nich odesłać i nie tracić czasu.
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Re: Usmiechnij sie ;)

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#1697 Post autor: freel4ncer » 21 kwie 2017, 14:35

To lookajjcie jak google szuka ludzi
Preferred qualifications:
Network certifications in CCNA, JNCIA-CCIE or JNCIE.
https://careers.google.com/jobs#!t=jo&j ... 2525340379&

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I pierwsza rozmowa z rekruterem ktory ma pytania i odpowiedzi na kartce i kompletnie nie wie o czym mowi - good luck :D

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Re: Usmiechnij sie ;)

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#1698 Post autor: frontier » 12 cze 2017, 18:51

Jeden konfig wart więcej niż tysiąc słów

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#1699 Post autor: Kyniu » 02 gru 2018, 01:23

Nie wiem, czy już było czy nie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPtr43KHBGk
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#1700 Post autor: seba766 » 11 lip 2019, 08:48

NIe wiem czy jeszcze do śmiechu czy raczej do płaczu :)

User: I think we are having a major road issue.
Me: What? No, I just checked, the roads are fine. I was actually just on the roads.
User: No, I’m pretty sure the roads are down because I’m not getting pizzas.
Me: Everything else on the roads is fine. What do you mean you aren’t getting pizzas?
User: I used to get pizzas when I ordered them, now I’m not getting them. It has to be a road issue.
Me: As I said, the roads are fine. Where are you getting pizzas from?
User: I’m not really sure. Can you check all places that deliver pizzas?
Me: No I don’t even know all the places that deliver pizza. You need to narrow it down.
User: I think it is Subway.
Me: Okay, I’ll check…No, I just looked and Subway doesn't deliver pizzas.
User: I’m pretty sure it is Subway. Can you just allow all food from Subway and we can see if pizza shows up?
Me: Sigh, fine I’ve allowed all food from Subway, but I don’t think that is the issue.
User: Yeah I’m still not getting pizza. Can you check the roads?
Me: It’s not the roads, the roads are fine. I’m pretty sure Subway isn’t the place.
User: Okay, I found it. It’s Papa Johns.
Me: Okay, I looked and Papa Johns does deliver pizza. Is it the local Papa Johns or one in a different town?
User: I don’t know. Can you allow pizza from all Papa Johns to me?
Me: No I can’t do that. Can you get me an address for Papa Johns?
User: No, I only know it as Papa Johns. Can you get me all the addresses of all Papa Johns and I’ll tell you if one of them is correct?
Me: No, I don’t have time for that. Okay, I looked at the local one and it looks like they have sent you pizza in the past and they are currently allowed to send you pizzas. Try ordering a pizza while I watch.
User: Yeah still no pizza. I’m guessing they are getting blocked at the freeway. Can you check the freeway to make sure they can get through?
Me: No, this is a local delivery. They aren't even using the freeway.
User: Okay, well then it has to be a road issue.
Me: No, the roads are fine. Okay, I just drove from the Papa Johns to the address they have on file for you and there is nothing there.
User: Hmm, wait we did move recently.
Me: Did you give your new address to Papa Johns?
User: No, I just thought they would be able to look me up by name.
Me: No they need your new address. What’s your new address?
User: I’m not really sure. Can you look it up?
Me: Sigh, give me a second…Okay, I found your address and gave it to Papa Johns. Try ordering a pizza now.
User: HEY! PIZZA JUST SHOWED UP!
Me: Okay, good.
User: (To everyone else they know) I apologize for the delay in the pizza but there was a major road issue that was preventing the pizza from getting to me. The network engineer has fixed the roads and we are able to get pizza again.
Me: But it wasn’t the roads…whatever.
User: Oh, can you also check on an issue where Chinese food isn’t getting to me? I think it may be a road issue.

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